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FM Slovakia Forum • Zobrazenie témy - It doesn't matter - my name, the club #Part1

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It doesn't matter - my name, the club #Part1

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It doesn't matter - my name, the club #Part1

Poslaťod Seki23 » 07 Jan 2017, 17:07


10:00- niekde v hoteli-23.1.2016-tmavo ako v letáku od českého Lidl



JA: Štefaaan?? Kde si???
Š: Doma, ty c****,a ty už si vstal??
JA: Veď ti volám ozdaj nespím. Ty vole. Príď pre mňa. Nájdi ma.
Š: Si ty normálny?? Teraz, keď Božena chce odo mňa sex?? Konečne sa jej uráčilo po 4 rokoch a ty voláš mne?
JA: Vyser sa ty na 150 kilovú Boženu, a príď po mňa. Neviem kde som. Je tu opica, nejaká azijská štetka....
Š: a mááá??...
JA: Ty c****, nemá kok**, a je to celkom šupa, až na tie silikóny. Ja fakt netuším kde som, je tu tma. Ale v hoteli sa píše všade po anglicky, teda aspoň v izbe. A je tu strašný bordel.
Š: Dobre Dobre, nekríč, len som si robil srandu. Skús mi zavolať z hotelového telefónu, ktorý je v izbe, možno zistím kde si.
JA: No dobre. Nazdar

Zložil som telefón a zadudral... Bizňis.


Tak som zobral telefón hotelový a zavolal Štefanovi.

JA: Štefaan??? Kde som??
Š: Pááánaaa bohaaa, pooooď ánooo, šukaaaaj....
JA: Ku**a ŠTEFAN!!!!! Rozprávaj sa so mnou, kde som???
Š: Ty vieš kedy máš zavolať....
JA: Kriste, vravel si, že ti mám volať tak ti volám kde k***a som??!!
Š: Strašne ty si v pi*i kamaráde, strašne...
JA: To viem aj bez teba, ale kde presne??
Š: Čína, ty hovädo.
JA: Či-Či-čína??!!!! Ako to k***a?!
Š: Ja ti neviem povedať, ty dement....

V tom ma prerušilo búchanie na hotelové dvere, išiel som otvoriť len tak v boxerkách. Čakali ma tam nejakí pingpongisti. Otváram dvere a

P: (in ingliš) Pán Sekerák, ste pripravený?
JA: Povedz loď, a kde mam byť pripravený?
P: No predsa ísť s nami, na tlačovku,
JA: Akú tlačovku?? Opité hovno pôjdem vytlačiť zachvíľu
P: Predsa o vás, pozrite si papiere na stole
JA: Zobral som si papiere do ruky a čítal som
zamrazilo ma
JA: Za 15 minút som dole, počkajte ma. A povedz loď dodal som po slovensky
týpek lámavou slovenčino-činštino-mandarinštinou a neviem akou štinou povedal....
P:loď
A: Do riti choď.
Nuž musel som si z neho spraviť srandu. Chudák nevedel kde je sever. Na to celé som sa napil poriadne a zmotal som si brko, vyšiel som na balkon si zapáliť, v ruke som držal papiere. Akúsi zmluvu. V ktorej stalo, že mám na rok kontrakt s čínskym veľkoklubom Guangzhou Evergrande.

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